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I ain't the cat y'all saw yesterday.
At least, I mean, by tomorrow, I won't be anyway.

cleansurestrokes:

shart-nado:

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

It just gets BETTER AND BETTER

enunciated

(Source: urbanclictionary)

The other day I was driving and I pulled out on Preston street and cut this guy off. He was super pissed and tried to pass me a couple times but when he finally did he was yelling at me through the window. I had to stop and get gas very soon, so I got nervous. I rolled down my window as he was letting me pass to yell at me again and before he could say anything I yelled, “I’m sorry!”
He looked back through his sunglasses and after a second was like, “yeah, ok.”

nillaforrilla:

We built this city…
We built this city…
We built this city on sheep and wheeeeat

laportedesigns:

Settlers of Catan shirts!! Because seriously guys, it is the best board game in existence! 

If you like the design you can buy the shirts here!!

You find yourself in a group of people standing next to a cliff.

Suddenly, someone pushes another person, sending them over the edge. Thankfully, the victim is able to hold on to the edge rather than fall to their death, but nobody makes a move to help them or stop the perpetrator. Everyone, including yourself, simply stands there watching.

Angry that they’ve been pushed, angry that nobody is helping them as they struggle not to fall, the victim screams, ‘Is anybody going to fucking help me??’

That gets everyone’s attention. ‘Why are you mad at me?’ one person asks. ‘I didn’t push you.’

'Nobody is going to want to help you with an attitude like that.'

'You're just as bad as him.'

Nobody makes a move to help.

The victim screams in frustration, their fingers slipping. ‘You’ve got to be fucking joking!’ they shout as they lose their grip.

'You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.' You say as you walk away.

Welcome to the anti-sj/’real justice’ movement.

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some of the anti sj will step on that person’s fingers too because they think they’re being “too harsh”

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